Oldie but goodie.

  1. We work weird (night) shifts - Just like prostitutes
  2. They pay you to make the client happy - Just like prostitutes
  3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny - Just like prostitutes
  4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams - Just like prostitutes
  5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you - Just like prostitutes
  6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed - Just like prostitutes
  7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell - Just like prostitutes
  8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you - Just like prostitutes
  9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it - Just like prostitutes
  10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this - Just like prostitutes

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