Oldie but goodie.
- We work weird (night) shifts - Just like prostitutes
- They pay you to make the client happy - Just like prostitutes
- The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny - Just like prostitutes
- You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams - Just like prostitutes
- Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you - Just like prostitutes
- When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed - Just like prostitutes
- But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell - Just like prostitutes
- The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you - Just like prostitutes
- When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it - Just like prostitutes
- Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spend the rest of my life doing this - Just like prostitutes